d0wntheraccoonhole:

I have school tomorrow if anyone has been plotting to murder me please do it now

(via zaynsbro)

shadow-grunge:

lustinghipbones:

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✕☠Embrace †he Evil☠✕

badashluke:

I feel like Luke would most likely cover your ears before he says something inappropriate

(via niallirwins)

leassvengers:

so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.

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BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT

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THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!

(Source: sassyrocket, via sextqueen)

stretchmark1:

*gets on one knee to propose to you*

*sees that your ankles are ashy*

*gets back up*

(via zaynshookah)

ihavea1dbloghelp:

when someone says you don’t own shampoo

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when someone tries to say your hairline is receding 

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when someone talks shit bout ur hair not being curly anymore

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when someone still wants you to cut your hair

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(via druggingharold)

sicklysatisfied:

⊃ If You Only Knew.. ⊂